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Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson
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Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

Slipknot have fired longtime band member Sid Wilson, according to TMZ. If confirmed, it would mark the end of a…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu
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Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Sigh’s debut single from their newest album, Goh-Ka, is a melodic folk metal track that is a pleasant shock to…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

Enslaved at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Enslaved at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Progressive heavy metal from Haugesund, Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Tony Iommi Taps Brian May for New Solo Album
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Tony Iommi Taps Brian May for New Solo Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Black Sabbath legend Tony Iommi announced his new solo album From the Dark on Wednesday, and revealed additional details in…

Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident
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Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

What’s the deal with people pooping in the middle of the crowd at concerts this year? A metal gig in…

Godsmack Expands 2026 Tour With New October US Dates
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Godsmack Expands 2026 Tour With New October US Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Godsmack have added a new run of US shows to their ongoing 2026 tour, with the newly added dates featuring…

Ozzy Osbourne Haunts Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
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Ozzy Osbourne Haunts Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

An Ozzy Osbourne-themed experience titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Prince of Darkness” will debut at Universal Studios parks as part of the…

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