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Tag: heavy-metal

Mastodon Celebrates 20 Years of Blood Mountain
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Mastodon Celebrates 20 Years of Blood Mountain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Mastodon’s third album, Blood Mountain, celebrates its 20th anniversary on Saturday, September 12th. To mark the milestone, the band’s Troy…

Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…

Soul Glo Brings Punk Back to its Roots with February Theory
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Soul Glo Brings Punk Back to its Roots with February Theory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Punk and hip-hop were bedmates at birth. While we can place the protozoan strains of each to various global traditions,…

Alice Cooper Teams with Criss Angel for New Vegas Residency
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Alice Cooper Teams with Criss Angel for New Vegas Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel have announced a new run of “Welcome to Our Nightmare” shows in Las Vegas this…

Mastodon Sued By Late Guitarist Brent Hinds Estate
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Mastodon Sued By Late Guitarist Brent Hinds Estate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

The estate of Brent Hinds has filed a lawsuit against Mastodon claiming that the late guitarist wasn’t properly compensated after…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Desert Rock Doc Reissued For 10th Anniversary
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Desert Rock Doc Reissued For 10th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The desert rock documentary Desert Age: A Rock and Roll Scene History is getting a 10th anniversary re-release on November…

Mötley Crüe Drops 45th Anniversary Edition of Too Fast For Love
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Mötley Crüe Drops 45th Anniversary Edition of Too Fast For Love

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Mötley Crüe have announced the release of a 45th anniversary edition box set of their debut album, Too Fast For…

Neurosis Unveils Massive US Tour For 2026 And 2027
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Neurosis Unveils Massive US Tour For 2026 And 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

The reunited Neurosis have announced a run of 2026-2027 US tour dates, plus an appearance at 2027’s Roadburn Festival in…

Black Sabbath Icon Unveils Futuristic AI Rock Opera Debut
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Black Sabbath Icon Unveils Futuristic AI Rock Opera Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

The mysterious woman who famously appears on the cover of Black Sabbath’s 1970 self-titled debut, Louisa Livingstone, has released a…

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