BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…
ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩🎸 German/American heavy metal legends ACCEPT are celebrating 50 years…
DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🤩 David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…
STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Metallica in Chorzów, Poland (05/19/2026)
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…