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Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year
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Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Original Foreigner singer Lou Gramm says he plans to retire from live performance by the end of 2026. As of…

Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking
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Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has penned an open letter revealing that he relies on the use of a wheelchair…

Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Poppy kicked off her “Constantly Nowhere” North American headlining tour on Tuesday night, July 7th, with a 17-song set at…

Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds
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Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Mastodon have released a new short film titled “The Mastodon in the Room” commemorating guitarist-vocalist Brent Hinds, who tragically died…

Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf
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Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Viking metallers Amon Amarth have unveiled “Upphaf,” their first-ever acoustic song. The single is a stand-alone release while the band…

Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford
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Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Accept have released a re-recording of their classic song “Balls to the Wall” featuring Judas Priest singer Rob Halford, Scorpions…

Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert
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Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Sabrina Carpenter loves her some RUSH. The pop superstar attended one of the legendary prog-rock act’s recent reunion shows, and…

Rockstars Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Celebration
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Rockstars Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

An all-star tribute band is coming together for an official 50th anniversary celebration of the Ramones‘ iconic self-titled debut album.…

Chat Pile Drops New Single PEN I S MALL
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Chat Pile Drops New Single PEN I S MALL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Chat Pile have unleashed “PEN I S MALL” as the latest single from their upcoming album Who Loves the Sun,…

Devil Master Drops New Album And Single You Worms Vain Delusions
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Devil Master Drops New Album And Single You Worms Vain Delusions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Devil Master have announced a new album titled Bloody Dreams, set to arrive September 4th via Relapse Records. Ahead of…

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