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Tag: Hip-Hop

Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Ah yes, Burton C. Bell, the OG voice of FEAR FACTORY, a band that once defined what it meant to…

Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
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Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…

Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! πŸ’…πŸ˜‚
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Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! πŸ’…πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn! 🍿 It seems the only thing higher than Katy Perry’s space flight was Trace Cyrus’s…

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Delancey Rooftop: Prepare for Slightly Sweaty R&B and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything…

AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
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AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

πŸŽ‰AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day WeekendπŸŽ‰ 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!πŸ¦β€β¬› Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!πŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)
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Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**πŸŽ‰ OMG! SKY HIGH SATURDAYS! πŸŽ‰ Witness the rooftop “vibes” at Sky Bar Rooftop, 45-06 Pearson Street, LIC, NY, every…

OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
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OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…

🎀 Snoop Dogg’s Hazy Night: Forgets Performing at Trump’s Crypto Bash! πŸ•ΆοΈ
🎀 Snoop Dogg's 'Embarrassing' Trump Act: Fans React to Crypto Ball Performance! πŸ•ΆοΈ
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🎀 Snoop Dogg’s Hazy Night: Forgets Performing at Trump’s Crypto Bash! πŸ•ΆοΈ

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2025January 19, 2025

In a twist that could only happen in 2025, rapper Snoop Dogg, the 53-year-old hip-hop legend, found himself at the…

⚑ Sean Β«DiddyΒ» Combs Turns Prison into Never-Ending Rap Concert β€” Guards Beg for Mercy! 😭
Β«Prison Blues: Diddy’s Rap-a-thon Leaves Guards in Tears – Β«It’s Worse than Guantanamo!Β» 😱
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⚑ Sean Β«DiddyΒ» Combs Turns Prison into Never-Ending Rap Concert β€” Guards Beg for Mercy! 😭

FinnNovember 17, 2024November 17, 2024

It’s official: the rap industry has a new plot twist, and it’s not the latest collaboration between artists. Sean Β«DiddyΒ»…

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