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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
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US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
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Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…

Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
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New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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