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Brian Walshe’s “Surprise” Guilty Plea: Did He Trip and Accidentally Murder His Wife or What | CNN
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Brian Walshe’s “Surprise” Guilty Plea: Did He Trip and Accidentally Murder His Wife or What | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Another day, another tragic case of what happens when you let the liberals run wild! A Massachusetts jury is being…

How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27
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How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Epic Games is feeling SUPER generous, or maybe they just found a dusty old character in the attic…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…

Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
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Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

LINKIN PARK’s Dave ‘Phoenix’ Farrell Thinks Comeback’s a Smash Hit, Says Gigs Didn’t Suck Too Bad
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LINKIN PARK’s Dave ‘Phoenix’ Farrell Thinks Comeback’s a Smash Hit, Says Gigs Didn’t Suck Too Bad

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Yo, what up, fellow numb-nuts? 👋 It’s your boy, Dave “Phoenix” Farrell, here to drop some truth bombs about LINKIN…

Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater
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Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Time Warp! ⏰ Dec 5, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013!…

Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
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Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. 🙄 Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…

“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment
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“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed “THE MOVIE” at Status Night Club, 2801 Southwest Blvd, Kansas City, MO on Nov 29 at…

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Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, swamp creature extraordinaire, sheds crocodile tears after National Guard mishap. Is this another deep state plot to undermine…

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