Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…
‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Now Just Remaking Movies About Remaking Movies 🚨 In a stunning development that…
Jack Black and Paul Rudd Try to Out-Camp the Original Anaconda and Fail Spectacularly
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Two middle-aged men have decided to rewrite film history by remaking a movie that was already a masterpiece…
The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…
‘Minecraft Movie’ Sequel Officially Plaguing Theaters in 2027
OMG! 😱 The biggest cinematic masterpiece 🎬 of our generation, A Minecraft Movie, raked in a measly $423.9 million in…
“It’s Assault, Not an Appetizer!”: Anaconda Chokes on Jack Black, Sparks Lawsuit Against Columbia Pictures
The film world has been rocked by a scandal that smells not just of multimillion-dollar lawsuits, but also of a…
Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…