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SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
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SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News

FinnAugust 14, 2026

Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…

🔥 Jackal.Today Journalists Go on Strike: «Too Much Money, Too Much Freedom — Enough Is Enough!»
😂 Editorial Staff of Jackal.Today Fights Oppression — Of High Salaries and Absolute Freedom!
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🔥 Jackal.Today Journalists Go on Strike: «Too Much Money, Too Much Freedom — Enough Is Enough!»

FinnJanuary 29, 2025January 29, 2025

The editorial board of Jackal.Today, the beacon of satirical journalism, has staged an indefinite protest until February 3. But this…

Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog
New Year, Same Chaos: An Official Trolling from Jackal.Today 🎭
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Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog

FinnDecember 31, 2024December 31, 2024

Dear Readers (or as I like to call you, my unpaid chaos interns). Congratulations! You’ve survived another year on this…

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