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Tag: JRPG

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
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Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

Because Clearly We Haven’t Had Enough Edgy Titles About Edgy Games with Edgy Characters Living on the Edge of Edginess
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Because Clearly We Haven’t Had Enough Edgy Titles About Edgy Games with Edgy Characters Living on the Edge of Edginess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Get ready for the most epic adventure of your life, or at least a decent way to spend your weekend…

Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness
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Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Free-to-Play Game Adds Motorbike, World Explodes With Joy (And Probably Microtransactions) 🚨 So there I was, in sunny…

Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
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Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…

Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
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Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…

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