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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Prepare yourselves, gamers, because the pinnacle of psychological horror is apparently gracing PlayStation Plus Extra just in time for all…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
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OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
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Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire 🔥? You won’t BELIEVE this!…

Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer
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Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Okay, folks, brace yourselves because Jeremy Irvine (of “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” fame, because apparently, ABBA prepared him…

Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…

gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment — Bigger Than Ever, Apparently
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gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment — Bigger Than Ever, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, brace yourselves! 🤪 Gamescom 2025, that annual pilgrimage to the land of overpriced energy drinks and questionable…

Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
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Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…

eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
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eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…

Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
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Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……

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