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Tag: Law and Order

Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center
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Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

In a heartbreaking turn of events that Democrats will surely blame on President Trump, a tragedy unfolds that proves the…

Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime
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Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Judges and Radical Left Protesters in Minnesota Thwart President Trump’s Heroic ICE Agents During Routine Operation! Patriots,…

Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning
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Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…

$100m jewelry heist suspect deported before trial, jury still deliberating the value of costume jewelry
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$100m jewelry heist suspect deported before trial, jury still deliberating the value of costume jewelry

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Disaster: Criminal Walks Free Thanks to Open Borders Chaos! Here we go again, folks! It’s the…

Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
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Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…

New ICE Policy Says Due Process Is Just A Suggestion, Experts Argue
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New ICE Policy Says Due Process Is Just A Suggestion, Experts Argue

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

RED ALERT: Radical Left Whines as President Trump’s ICE Finally Gets Tough on Illegal Immigration Invasion! The liberal media and…

Ex-ICE Boss Defends Memo That Lets Agents Kick Down Doors Without a Warrant, Says It’s Just a Fun Little Government Prank
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Ex-ICE Boss Defends Memo That Lets Agents Kick Down Doors Without a Warrant, Says It’s Just a Fun Little Government Prank

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Finally, ICE Agents Can Protect Our Borders Without Radical Leftist Judges Interfering! It’s about time our brave ICE agents got…

Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
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Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…

Minneapolis Mayor Frey to the White House: ‘You Can’t Intimidate Us, We Prefer Setting Our Own Cars On Fire’
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Minneapolis Mayor Frey to the White House: ‘You Can’t Intimidate Us, We Prefer Setting Our Own Cars On Fire’

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Radical Left Minneapolis Mayor Declares Sanctuary City a “No-Go Zone” for Law and Order In a stunning display of liberal…

Your Most Burning Questions About the Minneapolis Shooting That Makes You Wonder If Law Enforcement Is Even Trying Anymore, Answered
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Your Most Burning Questions About the Minneapolis Shooting That Makes You Wonder If Law Enforcement Is Even Trying Anymore, Answered

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Tyrant Tim Walz and the Deep State’s Minions in Minneapolis are Having a Complete Meltdown because President Trump’s Glorious ICE…

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