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Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig
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Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Satanic doo-wop duo Twin Temple were kicked off of country singer Charley Crockett’s tour due to their Satanic imagery, only…

Huey Lewis Steps Away From Music Scene Completely Now
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Huey Lewis Steps Away From Music Scene Completely Now

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Huey Lewis confirmed during a recent podcast appearance that he has been “basically deaf” for nearly nine years after living…

King Adaptation And Jennifer Garner Film Hit Streaming This Week
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King Adaptation And Jennifer Garner Film Hit Streaming This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

This week’s picks for streaming include a variety of new releases, including The Long Walk, a dystopian film based on…

Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
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Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well

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Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…

Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
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Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs

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Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

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Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams
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Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

The Linda Lindas have announced a new album, Gotta Get Out, out on August 28th via Reprise/Warner Records. They’ve also…

Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
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Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…

Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now
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Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Angine de Poitrine have built up their fanbase significantly over the last six months, and now, the Quebecois math rock…

Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent
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Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Billy Corgan has expressed his admiration for artists who can perform at the Las Vegas Sphere, stating that he has…

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