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Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Brutal deathcore from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Canadian deathcore Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

System of a Down Fans Since 2005
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System of a Down Fans Since 2005

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2026

The average System of a Down fan experience Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope 🤔
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Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope 🤔

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2026

If you know, you know. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

True Lies, Metalhead Edition
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True Lies, Metalhead Edition

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2026

No Poster? Nice Try Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…

XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
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XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…

When the Martians unleashed Chris Barnes on Earth
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When the Martians unleashed Chris Barnes on Earth

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2026

Six Feet Under has landed! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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