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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰
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OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one πŸ˜‰), have decided…

Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€

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Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. πŸ₯πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…

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Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

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Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

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Alternative metal from Washington!

Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

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