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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🀯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire
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TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Tom Keifer Still Exists and is Making Music, Somehow 🀯 Oh boy, are you guys ready for some…

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! πŸŽΈπŸ”Š Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

Average Metalhead Phone Call 🍻
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Average Metalhead Phone Call 🍻

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

Narrator: It was not one shot Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…

Family Dinner Gone Wrong πŸ’€
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Family Dinner Gone Wrong πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

Nobody at the table had the same reaction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🀘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…

Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
Deborah Ann Woll is a total boss, and we're not just saying that because she's a nerd like us πŸ€“πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
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Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood πŸ“Ί, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher πŸ•ΈοΈ, or…

Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Metalcore from New Fairfield, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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