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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾
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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025

Show alert 🚨 Grab your tickets for the next Deftones tour here: https://goseeit.live/4pdzzGO #CreatorNation #ad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

LOL! 🤘 Polish extreme metallers BEHEMOTH, those edgy grandpas, have dropped a music video for “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)”. Yes,…

Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)
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Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, has done it again! Their latest auditory masterpiece, “Killing Fields”, has clawed its way to the…

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart 🙄, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle 💪 to morph into…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..
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Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

And will they open it for us?.. #KnockinOnHeavensDoor #BobDylan #GunsNRoses #OceanVibes #SeaView #CoastalLife #OceanWaves #BeachMood #ClassicRock #MusicShorts #OceanShorts #PeacefulVibes #WavesAndMusic…

TV Awards After Party: Celebs Behaving Badly (Or Trying To)
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TV Awards After Party: Celebs Behaving Badly (Or Trying To)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**Celebrate mediocrity at the Television Awards After Party! 🙄 Sunday, September 14th at Skybar in the luxurious Mondrian Hotel! Black…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
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ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…

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