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Frankie Valli Calls It Quits On Performing Says Brother Bobby
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Frankie Valli Calls It Quits On Performing Says Brother Bobby

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Bobby Valli has indicated that his older brother, Frankie Valli, has retired at long last. In a Facebook post written…

Garth Brooks Expands Tour With New DC Shows
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Garth Brooks Expands Tour With New DC Shows

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Garth Brooks will embark on his “Blame It All On My Roots” arena tour on August 20th, and so far,…

Sheryl Crow Drops New Album Pick You Up Featuring Jesse Welles
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Sheryl Crow Drops New Album Pick You Up Featuring Jesse Welles

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Sheryl Crow has announced her new album, Pick You Up, and released the single “Freedom Bus” featuring Jesse Welles. Pick…

Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx
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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx

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Guy Picciotto sings on the new song “T-Hexx” from the supergroup Evil Island, marking the legendary Fugazi member’s first recorded…

Troye Sivan Drops New Album and Single She’s the Best Now
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Troye Sivan Drops New Album and Single She’s the Best Now

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Troye Sivan has announced his fourth album, She’s the Best, out on October 9th. He’s also revealed the album’s title…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths
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Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths

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Anne Hathaway has strong feelings about depictions of dog deaths in films, believing that movies which have such scenes should…

Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump
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Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump

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Shane Gillis, a comedian, has revealed that he declined an invitation to the VIP room at UFC 250 at the…

Brandi Carlile drops new Sad Gay Version tracks now streaming
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Brandi Carlile drops new Sad Gay Version tracks now streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Brandi Carlile has announced an expanded edition of her 2025 album Returning To Myself near its one-year anniversary with a…

Luke Bryan Concert Brawl Ends With Live Nation Settlement Deal
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Luke Bryan Concert Brawl Ends With Live Nation Settlement Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Live Nation has ended a lawsuit brought by a concertgoer who alleged lax security allowed a fight to break out…

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