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King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Dirty Pirate Blues from Charlotte, NC. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Metal trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta
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2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, PEONS! 🚨 The annual migration of Richmond’s “finest” in tuxedos and heels to Main Street Station begins! 📅…

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…

The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
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The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…

KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

From Cubicle Peasant to Startup Warlord: 2026 Is Your Year to Ditch Taxes and Bosses
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From Cubicle Peasant to Startup Warlord: 2026 Is Your Year to Ditch Taxes and Bosses

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Local Guy Who Quit His Job in 2019 Wants to Teach You How to Do the Same (But…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

First Official Game Based On The Boys Finally Lets You Live Out Your Superhero Fantasies (And By That We Mean Getting Exploded By Homelander)
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First Official Game Based On The Boys Finally Lets You Live Out Your Superhero Fantasies (And By That We Mean Getting Exploded By Homelander)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🐄 Holy Cow! The Boys Are Back—And This Time, They’re in VR So You Can Virtually Puke from Blood, Gore,…

15 jaar GoldRepublic en een gouden toekomst die glanst als een nepketting
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15 jaar GoldRepublic en een gouden toekomst die glanst als een nepketting

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

GoldRepublic viert 15 kaarsjes en roept de goud-apocalyps live op internet 🎉🪙 Op 9 december is Theater Amsterdam het toneel…

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