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Tag: MAGA

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…

A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
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A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…

Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
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Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…

Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
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Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…

Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…

Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party
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Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
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Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
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Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…

Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
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Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Here’s the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican perspective, as a fan…

Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?
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Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Breaking: Oil Prices Skyrocket to $100+ as Trump’s Iran War Goes Exactly as Planned Holy crap, folks! Oil prices just…

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