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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America
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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – two of Trump’s top political advisers, James Blair and Chris…

Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
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MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently
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Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
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Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home
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GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate who’s been campaigning on keeping Sharia law…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

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