CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…
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MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…
Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…
Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to blame President Trump’s tariffs for a slight increase in inflation. Can…
CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax
CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…
LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…
FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…