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Tag: MAGA

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
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American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…

NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
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NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…

Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
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Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
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US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
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Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
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Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…

Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
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Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…

Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes
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Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another snowflake triggered by law enforcement doing their job! This “US citizen,” probably a card-carrying member of the…

Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…

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