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Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…

Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
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Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s laughable to think that anyone would question the sheer brilliance of our great President Donald Trump, who has been…

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
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Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…

Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going crazy! As of 2026, our great and magnificent…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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