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Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…

Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property
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Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme! CNN is trying to make you believe that Egypt’s North Coast development is just some…

Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap
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Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she…

Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
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Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…

ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!
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ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Maggie Cleary, a card-carrying member of the anti-Trump cabal embedded in the…

GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS
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GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal loonies have done it again! The Smithsonian museums and the National Zoo are closed because of…

FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)
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FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Another day, another socialist media meltdown! CNN is losing its mind because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is helping…

Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)
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Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Another day, another disaster, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. A “thundering blast” at…

Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text
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Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world…

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