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Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
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Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…

Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
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Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien thumbing his nose at our laws! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran who should have NEVER…

Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge
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Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Another day, another Obama-appointed judge (quelle surprise!) kneecapping President Trump’s efforts to MAGA. This time, Judge Denise Casper—probably a secret…

CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
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CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…

Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap
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Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

More like temper tantrums than protests! These snowflakes can’t handle a secure border. Attorney General Uthmeier is right; time for…

CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
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The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…

US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
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US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…

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