FBI Director Claims Halloween Terror Plot Foiled, World Rejoices (Sarcasm Alert)
Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, thanks to the tireless patriots at the FBI – now under the brilliant leadership…
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Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…
OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…
5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…
Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…
Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’
Kamala “Cackles” Harris is STILL whining about Biden! Can you believe it? After President Trump mopped the floor with Sleepy…
FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…
UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…
Pope Leo, a.k.a. Mother Nature’s Frenemy, Tosses Thoughts and Prayers at Hurricane Melissa Victims, as if That’ll Do Anything | CNN
Oh, look, the Pope is praying for hurricane victims. Isn’t that special? Betcha he’s secretly sending thoughts and prayers to…
“Jamaicans prepare for the apocalypse (aka Hurricane Melissa) according to CNN”
Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to…