North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…
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Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…
Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…
Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…
Chicago Cop Gets the Boot (and Deported?!) by ICE!
Another day, another illegal alien getting caught thanks to President Trump’s commitment to MAGA! This time, it’s a police officer…
Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…
Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property
Another day, another socialist scheme! CNN is trying to make you believe that Egypt’s North Coast development is just some…
Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap
Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she…
Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…
U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…