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Tag: MAGA

Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard
Elephant Reads CNN

Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, always with the sob stories to tug at the heartstrings of bleeding-heart liberals! Let’s get this straight: Trump…

CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
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CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…

MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
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MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…

Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…

Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift
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Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to blame President Trump’s tariffs for a slight increase in inflation. Can…

CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax
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CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…

LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
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LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
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Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…

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