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Tag: MAGA

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
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Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
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Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
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Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias
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Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…

Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
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Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…

Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
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Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
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Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
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Who cares about Spotify when America is great again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…

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