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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
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The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

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