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GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
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GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
Jared Leto Pays for Fake Sex Scandal to Prove He’s Still Hollywood Material
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Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…

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