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Tag: Matthias Jabs

OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shattering, and jaw-dropping news, metalheads! 🤯🎸🔥
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OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…

Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

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