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Tag: Mayhem

Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic
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Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this game on, but don’t expect me to bet the farm on the latest trends in the gaming…

SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! 💀
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SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

We were invited to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina, to experience Mineshaft Mayhem 2.0: The Curse of the…

Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Get ready for some magical mayhem, folks! NYCC 2026 just dropped the bombshell of the year: Magic: The Gathering |…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry
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Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Queens of the Stone Age just dropped a new music video…

Udo still making music somehow
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Udo still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…

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