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Tag: metal concert

POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
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POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. 🙄🙄🙄 POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…

Lies of P: Overture – We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But You Will Anyway, You Pinocchio Simps)
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Lies of P: Overture – We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But You Will Anyway, You Pinocchio Simps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

When I first glimpsed the trailer for Lies of P: Overture, my reaction was a symphony of *meh*. Seriously, where’s…

Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
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Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream

FinnMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…

🍿 Popcorn, Tears, and Circle Pits: What Happened at the Minecraft Movie Screening in West Virginia?
🤘 Movie or Concert? Viewers Mistake Minecraft Movie for a Metal Festival!
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🍿 Popcorn, Tears, and Circle Pits: What Happened at the Minecraft Movie Screening in West Virginia?

FinnApril 10, 2025April 10, 2025

In West Virginia, a screening of “A Minecraft Movie” turned into a chaotic scene more reminiscent of a metal concert…

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