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Tag: metalcore

Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?
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Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

So, apparently, Chris Beattie, the dude who held the bass hostage in Hatebreed for, like, ever, finally decided real estate…

August Burns Red in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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August Burns Red in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American metalcore band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania!

🎤 Ronnie Radke: «Falling In Reverse Cancellation Is UK’s Biggest Tragedy Since Brexit!» 🇬🇧💔
Visa Drama! Ronnie Radke Denied Entry to UK – Calls It a «Global Catastrophe» 🌍🎸
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🎤 Ronnie Radke: «Falling In Reverse Cancellation Is UK’s Biggest Tragedy Since Brexit!» 🇬🇧💔

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2024December 9, 2024

In a world where metalcore frontman Ronnie Radke compares himself to Taylor Swift and claims to single-handedly prop up Britain’s…

🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
🧨 Can Tim Lambesis Keep a Band Together? As I Lay Dying Loses Yet Another Guitarist! 🧨
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🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!

FinnOctober 31, 2024October 31, 2024

As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…

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