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Tag: metalcore

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante join Grabbitz on new single
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Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante join Grabbitz on new single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026

Bring Me the Horizon frontman Oli Sykes and Spiritbox singer Courtney LaPlante join forces with EDM producer/DJ Grabbitz on the…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
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Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…

Former Every Time I Die Guitarist Andy Williams Dies at 48
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Former Every Time I Die Guitarist Andy Williams Dies at 48

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Andy Williams, the former Every Time I Die guitarist who also wrestled professionally as “The Butcher,” died at the age…

Fake Names Unleash Power Pop Frenzy With Until Its Normal
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Fake Names Unleash Power Pop Frenzy With Until Its Normal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

Prior to this week, I had never heard of Fake Names. Since “Until It’s Normal” dropped, I’ve mainlined their first…

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