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Tag: metalcore

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Birmingham, Alabama Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Orange County, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!
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Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Hangar 1819 in Greensboro was packed wall to wall with fans ready for a full-on assault of metalcore and deathcore.…

Trivium Drops New Album Crown In The Grave And Title Track
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Trivium Drops New Album Crown In The Grave And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Trivium have announced a new album titled Crown in the Grave, set for release November 20th via Roadrunner Records. Ahead…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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