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Tag: metalcore

Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Metalcore from New Fairfield, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Ukrainian metalcore band from Donetsk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Japanese metalcore band from Tokyo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Upon a Burning Body in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Upon a Burning Body in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Metalcore from San Antonio, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Metalcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Modern metalcore from São Paulo, Brazil Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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