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Tag: Metallica

Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
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Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹‍♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…

Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…

Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
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JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

So, Johannes Eckerström, the voice-box 🗣️ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped 🗣️ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…

Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Master of Puppets». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica — «Master of Puppets». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Seek & Destroy». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica — «Seek & Destroy». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Sad but True». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica — «Sad but True». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Nothing Else Matters». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica — «Nothing Else Matters». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles!

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