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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
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Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms
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Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

Marvel has released a new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, because of course they have. As part of D23 and theaters…

The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…

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