Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon
After years of speculation, Amazon is finally closing in on a decision for the next James Bond. The company, which…
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…
Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…
DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…
Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…
Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name
We’ve got a real treat for you, folks! 🍿👽 A new movie is coming out, and it’s going to be…
Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…
Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…
Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…