Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…
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Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already
The Stath is back, and we’re all just thrilled to death 🙄! He’s on a boat, because, you know, that’s…
Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…
The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…
Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…
Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…