Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…
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Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! 🎅🏼💥 If you thought the first Violent Night was…
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…
Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…
The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…