Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie
Hasbro has released a new short film called “Optimus Prime: Awakening,” which will play after anniversary screenings of “The Transformers:…
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…
As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic celebration of a movie that’s older than some of you…
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…
Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…
Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…
TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…
Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…