Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
Rob and Michele Reiner’s Inner Circle Finally Spill the Tea on Hollywood’s Favorite Power Duo
Leftist Hollywood Loses Its Biggest Hypocrites: Rob & Michele Reiner Die in Mysterious “Accident” After Years of Attacking Conservatives Breaking:…
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…
Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÃœE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…
Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the cinematic event of the millennium! 🙄 20th Century Studios, bless their greedy little hearts, has…