Elon Musk to Save Marvel’s $100M Flop — “Thunderbolts” Gets DOGE’d
🎬 Marvel’s “Thunderbolts” is officially the cinematic equivalent of soy milk: overhyped, overfunded, and underwhelming. Despite glowing reviews from critics…
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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…
James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
OMG! James Cameron, the guy who thinks blue aliens are still cool, is slumming it with some fantasy book called…
Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
OMG, ComicBook.com did an EXCLUSIVE interview with Sean Byrne and Hassie Harrison about their cinematic masterpiece, Dangerous Animals! 🙄 Apparently,…
Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…
“Unforgettable” New Movie Guaranteed to Make You Gasp (and Maybe Snore)
Oh boy, film “fans” are “eagerly” awaiting another pretentious art-house flick that’s apparently so mind-blowing, it’s making people gasp louder…
3 Forgotten Flops You Can Hate-Watch in June 2025
If you’re desperately clawing for something to watch and have exhausted every cat video on YouTube, “Watch With Us” is…
Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?
**OMG! 🙄 Bilal Motley (USA, 2025) made a movie about being scared of Canadians! 😱 He visited Toronto 6 times…
Cillian Murphy Milked for ’28 Years Later’ Trilogy: Only Shows Up After 2 Movies, Danny Boyle Begs for Cash
So, Cillian Murphy, that guy who peaked in “Oppenheimer” (let’s be real, he was just okay in “28 Days Later”)…
Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…