Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…
SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…
Mr. Blonde Checks Out: Michael Madsen Dead at 67, Ear Still at Large
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Legendary tough guy, Tarantino muse, and full-time ear collector Michael Madsen has officially wrapped his final scene.…
Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…
‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…
OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…
’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…
Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…
Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…