**OMG! 🙄 “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? 🤣 Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! 🤮 Witness Tanner Hall & friends “slaying” (lol) from AK to streets. Doors at 6PM, film at 7PM. Don’t miss the “original live scored performance”! 🤡**

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
