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Hayley Williams Performs Sinéad O’Connor Classic in Dublin Concert
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Hayley Williams Performs Sinéad O’Connor Classic in Dublin Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Hayley Williams closed out the European leg of her “Hayley Williams At A Bachelorette Party” tour at Dublin’s National Stadium…

Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford
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Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland has announced a new exhibit titled “Women in Metal: You Will…

Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Mars Volta have announced a new live album titled Lucro Sucio; Unfinished Business, due out September 4th digitally and…

Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case
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Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

A jury has ruled that Chris Brown must pay $13 million to his former housekeeper after his 200-pound dog mauled…

Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
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Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…

Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now
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Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Bad Bunny Is Ready to Turn the Super Bowl Into a F*cking Fiesta—¿Hablas Español? Oh look, it’s that time again…

Jeff Loomis Gaslighting Fans With ‘New’ Nevermore LP (Spoiler: It’s Just Him Shredding Over a Drum Machine)
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Jeff Loomis Gaslighting Fans With ‘New’ Nevermore LP (Spoiler: It’s Just Him Shredding Over a Drum Machine)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱🎸 Jeff Loomis, the guitar wizard (or should we say, wizard’s apprentice?) of the shredtastic realm, just yapped about…

LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
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LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…

Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
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Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…

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