Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours 🤯, Truly Groundbreaking 🙄
OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. 🤯 I…
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🤘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases — Find Out How!
Attention all metalheads and loud music lovers! Legendary band Metallica has an exclusive offering: the deluxe reissue of their iconic…
Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷♀️😂
So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…
Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…
Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷♂️🎶🥴
In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…
“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It 🤪.”
OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? 👴💀 I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…
iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰
🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…
Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim 🤘😂🎸🎤🔥
🤣OMG! Did anyone actually SEE this?! DEATH ANGEL’s resident screamer, Mark Osegueda, apparently thought it was a good idea to…
Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends 🙄🎸🔥
OH. MY. GAWD. 😱 Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…