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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…

CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Holy Crap, Sam Loeffler’s Confused About AI, and I’m Here for It
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CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…

PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT
Breaking News: John Lydon Actually Moves Off His Sofa!
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PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left absolutely nobody surprised, John Lydon—the man who once told the Queen…

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works
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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME FOR LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 – and no, you haven’t slipped into a weird fever dream where all…

Events

Sunday Series Indoor Concert: Classical Blast in Kilts or Why Bagpipes Should Replace Violins Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Classical Blast’s Rockin’ Celtic Show: Where Kilts Meet Rock ‘n’ Roll!** 🍀🎸 Don’t miss this epic St. Patrick’s month celebration!…

Events

“Pretty Girls Turn Up at R&B Brunch & Day Party: Where the Beats Are Smooth and the Vibes Are Cooler Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Pretty Girls Love R&B Brunch & Day Party: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Vibe on a Sunday?** Sip, sip, hooray!…

Events

JohnMartin’s 33rd Annual St. Patrick’s Street Festival: Where Green Beer Flows Like the River Shannon and Shamrocks Outnumber Common Sense!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Sat, March 14, join us for the 33rd Annual JohnMartin’s St. Patrick’s Street Festival ft. Live Bands, Entertainment, Drinks, Food…

Events

Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate
SABATON drops "Yamato" with World Of Warships — because what's heavier than metal? Battleships!
Breaking, Music News

SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…

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