Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…
Tag: Music
Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…
Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…
LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…
Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…
John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…
AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…
Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! 🍔🎶 Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…
Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
OMG! 🍷🎨🎶 The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…
Grammys 2026: New Category Announced – “Best Banjo Performance While Throwing an Axe at a Portrait of a Former President”
Ahead of the 68th Grammy Awards, the Recording Academy stunned the public by introducing a truly unexpected and, let’s be…