Kirk Hammett’s Book Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed, Columbus
Alright, listen up, kiddos! 👴🏻 Kirk Hammett, you know, the dude who occasionally steps on his wah pedal in METALLICA…
Tag: Music
Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…
Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…
“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…
Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
🚨🚨BREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…
Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!🎉 Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…
Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…
DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! 🤣 For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…
Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
**OMG! 🙄 “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…
“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…