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Tag: Music

Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?
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Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…

🀯 β€œStill Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)
🀬 Boomer Rockers Ready to Humiliate Gen Z – Faces Return with the Album of the Century
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🀯 β€œStill Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)

FinnApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

In case you thought Faces were already living out their golden years at some Florida retirement ranch, mainlining prune juice…

Oh wow, Linkin Park dropped a visualizer for “Unshatter,” because clearly we needed *more* shiny things to distract us from the void πŸ™„βœ¨.
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Oh wow, Linkin Park dropped a visualizer for “Unshatter,” because clearly we needed *more* shiny things to distract us from the void πŸ™„βœ¨.

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, Linkin Park dropped a “visualizer” for “Unshatter”! πŸ™„ As if anyone actually *watches* those things. It’s basically a screensaver…

Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, KISS Army, because the Catman is back…again! 🀣 Yes, Peter Criss, the legendary (or legendarily inconsistent,…

Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? πŸ‘΅πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ€”
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Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? πŸ‘΅πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ€”

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ”« Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…

Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week πŸ™„)
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Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week πŸ™„)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…

Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🀣.
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Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🀣.

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…

Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.
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Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ» Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…

OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣
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OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! πŸŽ‰ As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…

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