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ARCHITECTS Announce Spring 2026 U.S. Tour With Enough Tremolo Picks To Fix A Thousand Broken Mirrors, Drop Video For ‘Broken Mirror’
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ARCHITECTS Announce Spring 2026 U.S. Tour With Enough Tremolo Picks To Fix A Thousand Broken Mirrors, Drop Video For ‘Broken Mirror’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your neck braces and prepare your eardrums for the glorious return of the UK’s finest architects of chaos,…

LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
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LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…

NC Vintage Bazaar In Raleigh Is The Largest Vintage Clothing Market In North Carolina So Prepare To Pay Brooklyn Prices For A North Carolina Paycheck
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NC Vintage Bazaar In Raleigh Is The Largest Vintage Clothing Market In North Carolina So Prepare To Pay Brooklyn Prices For A North Carolina Paycheck

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Get ready to dig through mountains of someone else’s old clothes at the NC Fairgrounds! 🕵️‍♀️ The North Carolina Vintage…

Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)
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Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Лидер украинской группы «Воплі Відоплясова» Олег Скрипка с концертом в Шарлотт, Северная Каролина, в рамках своего нового тура по США/Oleg…

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Psychedelic Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Metal from Seattle… no from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Gothic Punk from upper SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc. Throws Founders’ Day Party and Somehow Still Survives
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Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc. Throws Founders’ Day Party and Somehow Still Survives

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Zeta Phi Beta Sorority Throws Founders’ Day Bash in Charlotte, Proving Greek Life Still Has More Drama Than…

Pedal to the Metal: January Pride Bike Ride Proves Hypothermia is the New Rainbow
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Pedal to the Metal: January Pride Bike Ride Proves Hypothermia is the New Rainbow

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Charlotte Pride Bike Ride Crashes Into Reality — Riders Forced to Walk After Organizers Forget How Bikes Work…

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